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Whiskey, If You Were A Woman
Lyrics by: Maryland Welch Francis, Fred Aylor Macrae, and Bob Morrison
Album: Highway 101 - Whiskey, If You Were A Woman
He's told me a million times he's sorry
I always take him back, though soon I know
He'll spend the night with you and let me cryin'
You don't love him, but you won't let him go
CHORUS
Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would
Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good
No matter what you do, I'll do it better
You'll never be the woman I could be
But you don't have a heart or any feelings
So I can't even ask for sympathy
Repeat CHORUS
Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good.
A/N: Ever dealt with a nasty little viper in your man's life and you just wanted to scratch her eyeballs out and snatch her bald? What do you do if the temptress isn't a woman at all, but a bottle of alcohol? How do you fight an inanimate object? Haunting lyrics that lead to a heartbreaking story.
